Oh joyous day!
The FSM doesn’t make candyass appearances in a taco or some grilled cheese sandwich on eBay, like it has something to hide. He shows up above some building in Germany. Which is, much better! I guess.
Of course, the so-called “mainstream” media isn’t going to publish this video because it might upset somebody in Kansas. Go back to sleep, middle America, there’s nothing to see here.
The architects have delivered their preliminary drawings, and Chris Doyle used his particular genius to construct a 3D model. Sadly the Corps of Engineers won’t give permission to dredge the river so they won’t be able to bring the big ships in to dock.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
When the Great Pirate Ship sails, will
be enough to get you aboard?
Every good religion
needs a bible.
His Word is coming
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
February 14, 2006