Fixing the DestroyBaghdad Procedure

First you refactor:

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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