This is about very, very kinky sex.

“Yeah”, you think, “I’ve had the internet for a pretty long time now. I know what goes on.”

No. You don’t.

If you spent the last five years clicking on every spam mail in your inbox, if you’d spent those years as a dedicated sybarite in Bangkok, you still would never have seen anything as freaky as Slugs Mating.

Scented slime is just their foreplay. Biting, twisting, hanging from trees, intertwined “male organs” made into the shape of a flower, dropping from a great height.

No, seriously, it’s not a joke.

At about the halfway mark you’re going to start to think, “ok this is wierd”. Have patience, because it gets MUCH wierder.