Is your love life a swirling, soul eating, descent into madness and terror?

Do the words squamous and rugose make you feel all tingly?

Do you only like to date Old Ones?

If not, it’s definitely time you paid a visit to:

Of course you’ve probably already guessed their specialty: Tentacle porn.

Yes, it’s real. No, they had no freaking idea why I was laughing so hard at their sign and, no, they were not at all amused by me taking a picture.